My House
Chris IN the Net
Hello everybody. My name's Chris, welcome to my humble home.
What? Still here?
Come in to my peaceful abode. Have a look around, make yourself comfortable. Go on, have another cup of tea. There's plenty more. This is my house. It's pretty big but kinda drafty.
There's crazy folk living in the house next door. Keep me awake with tribal chantings. I reckon they're probably Herry Krishnas. Or something.
The toilets on the second floor. Watch out for the hole in the floor and the high pressure gas leak. I keep meaning to have them fixed. 'Course that's not so easy since the accident.
I've been living here since May 28th, 1997.
Strange thing is that the sun hasn't come up once since then. I blame the Tories.
Anyway, crazy things happen around the way.
(Of course they do, it's where I come from)
I'll tell you some of them here as of when they happen.
Or before!
- WHO????
Who is my friend John down the road, and why are there three folk called Irondelle next door? - WHY????
Why do you have to go so far to get to my brain. And why won't Fortune City let me download my page onto here? - WHERE???
Where can you get access to my brain? Well that one I can answer...
Thre's lots and lots more crazy stuff in my brain. Find out all you ever needed to know.
- Woah! Chris IN the Net
Where you really want to be.
God bless Fortune City and all who dwell in her.